I meant the "stage" gay, Not the "bend me over and call me Gary" gay.
They're donating plasma together for extra money. Couple of the fucking century.
We'll cross that bridge when we come to it... Or burn it. Either way we'll deal with it later
I think it was the chocolate body paint and awesome blowjob that finally made us official.
There was an ice luge. Lets just leave it at that.
I think ill wear my dads dashiki but make it sluttier. We shall see
We opted you as the sacrificial dick tonight. We need our patron cafe. Go make some moves.
Just as I was applauding myself for the best wing man award, I realized we are going to have to burn our futon.
So his 25th anniversary post of love to his wife was almost verbatim what he said to me last week. Does that mean I win or lose?
fuck Derek. I choose weed. weed isn't angry and would never ask me to be someone I'm not.
I'm on A4A looking at dick pics while the CEO is on the phone trying to convince me not to leave the company
My Easter Basket from my parents consisted of one chocolate bunny and a massive amount of condoms and a single note saying "the pope approves of the use of condoms" love mom and dad
Hungover on St. Patrick's Day. I did this backwards.
She flashed us last time and pissed all over the floor this time. I'm scared to invite her back.
We did blind alcohol taste testing and she got 10 of 10. I'm in love.
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