Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
her boobs were like sundried tomatoes..
at the topless march for equality..and wow.not all these boobs should be treated equally
My cousin's dog just exhaled smoke. My job here is done.
This hotel is not contributing to my sobriety, they have 4 kinds of free wine and beer.
He just asked me if I wanted a ride on the "bologna pony." I never wanna have sex again...
I was woken up at 4am by a stranger shaking my foot who said I looked like I needed a cigarette.
Sundays should be dedicated to Girl Scout cookies, sex, and super hero movies.
Based off the amount of cat hair on my poncho....i stole a cat last night.
How drunk is "too drunk" for candlelight service?
I also slapped not one but two bananas on the ass, twerked in public, and I think I made out with someone
He danced with some other girls and you started yelling "I can't believe I wasted half my Chili's gift card on you" at him
Eat your greens and take your tequila shots
He just made this face while he was fucking me and he looked like the hunchback of Notre Dame, I had to stop him.
If you can't beat em, make them send you dick pics so they can't do anything stupid again.
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