I told my new friends about my possible new chin. They said I should get my nose done first. Please tell me I'm pretty or something.
I hope that the reason I've been psycho on him is that I'm pregnant and not just psycho.
He managed to get his pants on, so the cop just sat there facing us with his lights shining in the car. I made shadow puppets.
despite the cops showing up at 8am, pre gaming groundhog day was my idea yet. and by pre gaming, i of course mean getting black out drunk by 7:30am
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I was to tired to jerk him off, so he made me hold it while he thrusted into my hand.
All I know is I was dancing to Shakira in his alley and I think rubbing my junk on his car door.
The worst that could happen is you end up with a black eye and I get laid.. I'm okay with my end of that bargain.
Me too, I feel like I pinched your nipples excessively. At the time it seemed like a good idea, but in retrospect I'm not so sure.
He's like a sexy bearded lumberjack who likes wine.. I can't lose..
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I've never had someone have to dis-arm themselves before I sucked their dick prior to that
So...I maybe walked across campus last night with my life size Joe Biden cut out.
Ah, Christ. I just saw a D lister I made out with once on a Rock Of Love rerun. Why are you asleep right now? Some weird shit is happening.
How is it that on the one day I'm just moving my car at 6:30 I get the walk of shame looks but when I come home at 9 am in a torn dress holding heels old ladies smile at me?
But I’m still curious to know... how did the homemade porno go?
He's the douchy one who wouldn't let me rip his shirt off, right?
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