kristin has been a bad kristin
i scrubbed and i scrubbed and i scrubbed and i still was a whore
Exactly. All of us sinners go to hell and get nothing while all of the goody two shoes get to go to heaven where its all pink floyd, lasers, and pot.
Shit sorry. Maybe I wont give you this sweet ass fanny pack I found in my parents attic
Just bonged a beer from a vuvuzela...this place is only doing good for me
So two questions...why am I covered in muffins and are there pictures of this.
it's sad when i round the corner and the dog goes directly for the liquor store
does she really think making her boyfriend delete me on facebook is going to magically stop us from hooking up?
I think I pulled my groin stumbling back from the bar. That or the hippo I woke up next to.
Bro, the freshmen are smoking in the park again, do you need ammo for ur paintball gun?
don't say the first was when I crawled under into the dressing room
If i ever die cab you make sure bag pipes are at my funeral they are awsome
Who's the easier target... Bandages on the knees, tramp stamp, or bra showing? Not in the mood to work for it tonight.
LMAO. Stop. Men are such gentleman these days. I woke up with no one beside me and you got 6 cents
6 cents and no orgasm 💃🏻🎉
We are so blessed
I accidentally gave my prayer card to the bouncer. Clearly a cry for help #saveme
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