My hair reeks of homosexuality.
took acid and went on safebus. all the lights were off except the adds. swear to god it was a submarine
I want to know him. He looks like he makes really good breakfast burritos.
I'm going to look like a jackass in the Mexican newspaper tomorrow.
So I am just swinging blind here, but I am guessing that blood in your sinus is not ideal
I would ask why there is a chair tied to the door of the fridge.. but I am not sure anyone knows the answer.
I tried to stop that, but then I pulled the leaves out of my panties and went to sleep.
For my birthday I want you to get me in bed with Donald Trump. That is all. You have 3 months
Maybe it's because I walked straight up to that shelf of vodka with a look of determination that said "I mean business".
I usually have to have a cart! If that doesn't say "I mean business" then I don't know what does
A fair warning: I don't think a cop will let you off the hook just because your birthday is on New Year's Eve
As I came the Sportcenter app played that "dah nuh nuh" chime. Top ten life highlight?
She asked the bartender for "7 shots of something fruity" and long story short the bartender punched me in the face. Chivalry is stupid.
but I truly enjoy making out with my best friend more than my boyfriend
I think I got a sinus infection from puking out my nose on st. Patricks day #thisis26
U NO SLUT. YOUR HEART IS JUST FREE.
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