the only reason I knew his name is because half way through I looked up and it was tatooed on his chest.
new excercise plan: walk a mile get a bj then walk a mile home
Both he AND his 17 year old son were hitting on me... I'm bridging generational gaps
Dude with the Beatles haircut just got his pilots license and wants to take us up to do a case race mid flight. Don't tell me networking is unnecessary.
Just found my shirt from Saturday, got an automatic contact buzz.
Come to me. Jacob is confessing his love and all I want is a hot dog. With chili. Not love.
Hate to say it and even though I definitely have a biased opinion but I'm surprised your not, sleeping with anyone else. Good personality, charisma and amazing in the sack.
Feel free to use me as a reference.
The last thing I remember is singing hotel California with a hobo and asking every bald man I saw if I could touch his head.
I just accidentally showed an old lady a pic of my penis while showing her cat pics. So how's your day going?
Just reintroduced tequila back into my life...so that's happening
YAS SHES BACK AND BETTER THAN EVER
It's a shame things ended how they did. We were well on our way to transforming from acquaintances with benefits to friends with benefits.
All I remember is me taking my automatic nerf gun getting on top of him and saying..."look whos in control now!"
Ha! Just garden hosed my vag and thought of you.
I must be pretty memorable. I was walking past this dude and he goes "There's the Scotch Girl." I have ZERO clue who he is, but I'm definitely the Scotch Girl.
Can I come over?
Sorry I gave up dick for lent. Hit me up on Good Friday tho
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