the entire time we were hooking up i couldn't stop thinking about the bengals. thoughts?
he quoted cool runnings while we were having sex: feel the rythm,feel the rhyme, get on up, its bobsled time
All I wanna do is sit in water and get drunk. The only thing more American is giving birth to eagles.
I just bought a vibrating toothbrush with my parents FSA insurance card because I'm too broke for a vibrator. New.Level.Of.Low.
as we waited for a manager to come open the door that we broke while having sex on the wall, we decided to go round two in the hallway before he came back.. god i love hotels.
After the Patriots lost I punched him in the face. But I still feel like that isn't a good reason to dump me.
also found a pic of my head in the microwave from the other night.. hmm
I dont know. Theres no way you can be ready for the sex hurricane that will consume you.
Next time a party gets busted lets get a group photo first.
You FaceTimed me to show me he was sucking your tit
Who would you rather hang with tonight, drunk me or high me?
They found me wandering around campus screaming body shots over and over again wrapped in a curtain
how early is too early to start drinking over the gilmore girls revival
Grandma is high again and locked herself in the house
"You can have sex in my class, just stay quiet. I don't like noise." My professor... Shall make for an interesting semester.
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