Yeh xou jao i ama wa7tdud !!
Oh my god. its not even twelve thirty and you are useless.
worst experience of my life. her nipples were sick. kinda like a venn diagram
now i know why i became what i already was.
if i dont get laid while im dressed as Tim Tebow, i'm just staying true to the costume.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
the fda needs to get their shit together cause these four loko going away parties are gonna kill me
You sat there for 20minutes trying to seduce the picture of my dad.
And apparently midway I said "hurry up and finish so we can talk about what a bad idea this was"
The used rubbers I threw behind her bed all semester must have landed on the baseboard heater. They went up in smoke when she turned on the heat last night.
Just found a note from Saturday that says "rainy soft hair".... Any ideas?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
He looks like he'd be great Lego character.
I'm a wonderful, drunk angel of hydration and sometimes absinthe.
totally just stole a 24 pack straight out of the miller truck
He said he wanted to sit next to the fountain so he could "watch the water hit the other water".
I refuse to go to a doctor for a sex injury, not when I've come so far already
He passed out while I was riding him but stayed hard long enough for me to orgasm. He definitely earned the blow job I’m going to wake him up with in the morning!
Randomize