Done. Eyebrows are waxed, entire body shaved
bella threw up all over the kitchen floor then looked at me, laughed, and walked away
isn't bella the cat???
that she is
The girl here has a popped collar. Can I slap her?
Yes. For all mankind please do.
you want my honest opinion? I'm sure refering to her vagina as the "bat cave" was your first mistake.
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grilled cheese. we just shotgunned grilled cheese.
Bad news. Pictures just stimulated my memory and i just realized the stripper I hooked up with this weekend tasted like pizza.
I think I left my camera at your house. It would be in both of our best interests if you don't go through the pics.
I just took a shit with a lightsaber in my hand. Dreams fulfilled.
Apparently "dick me" was not the response he was looking for.
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I woke up with my earring stuck inbetween my tits. Somehow you fucked my earring out and my boobs saved it. I'm pretty impressed with both of us right now.
In between explaining the best feminist lenses for the myth of Persephone and doing vodka shots with my friends she dragged me into my car and gave me an Earth shattering blow job. Honestly I think I'm in love.
When you trip so hard that you can see your friends thoughts through their pupils.
You ghosted you're own booty call. Wow what a sad sad man.
apparently in the middle of sex, i said "i just really love the food network i watch it every day"
I share a birthday weekend with Easter this year, so that fucking sucks. I hate sharing...and I have to share with fucking Jesus this year.\n
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