i just ate something from under my fingernail. i dont know what it was, but it tasted half decent
i effin hate jeff goldbloom.
but i totally would still bang him
Is your delayed response due to the massive amount of judging going on?
I'm in my boyfriends bathroom and I shit so bad, there was no toilet paper but his mom's clothes were on the floor and I wiped my butt on her underwear... now it looks like she sharted
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You do realize I got a panda tattooed on my ass just to get you laid, right?
You were yelling at the bowl of salad and telling it to quit taunting you and telling you to go to tacobell
The orgasm outlasted the Charlie horse. Pros and cons.
when I said energy drinks I meant cocaine
Ok, it's starting to sound like someone's out there trying to learn to play the trombone while breaking kitchenware.
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Either that or he's gagged in a strangers trunk right now.
Well I suppose either way he's learning a pretty tough lesson right now.
I mean obviously I like your dick... Jury is still out on you but your dick is good
I woke up covered in thousand island dressing. I need answers.
You bet your firm but soft ass I miss you
Guess it's not a good idea to try lighting a cigarette with my stove drunk, I burnt off half my bangs.
In a meeting I sneezed and my tooth hit the floor. I don't think anyone noticed. I would still like to die now.
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