Hi, this is ****, we hooked up a few weeks ago. I was wondering, do you have any STDs?
you're bored at work aren't you?
I'm toying with the idea of beating off under my desk
Just finished my law exam. Questions 4-18 seemed to pertain specifically to things we've done this semester.
high in an attic. pig roast in 10.
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I found a sock full of anal beads in my dryer. At least she washes them.
Well at least he is okay. If you call the fetal position in my living room floor "okay"...
Will you be super villain lesbian lovers with me for halloween?
Ran out of eye drops right after putting them in one eye. Half baked at work.
I'm deleting Tinder. I got there he rubbed my back and then proceeded to jerk off on me.
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If body pillows had a built in vibrator attached I would literally never need a boyfriend again
Girl i am always here for you. But i am going to have sex now so im going to call you in the morning.
ok so you're 100% sure this time that he isn't your ex in disguise again?
I like how I can go from sucking dick in the my basement to singing along to veggie tales with my family in a span of 10 minutes.
The weekend was a blur. There was vodka and penises and orgasms. I played a game of Cock Roulette and won big
I don’t know what language he speaks but I know my boobs will translate just fine
I’m looking forward to few days of international relations
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