Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
after last night i think it would be a good idea if i wrote a will... you know, just in case.
Just hide your weed in your baby brothers shirt. TSA wont check a baby, thats fucked up
Woke up un the hot tuv. Climbed out fo the hot tub and fell asleeo. Woke ip again in the hot tub.
ya, but you'll graduate college with a higher education. I'm looking at at least two addictions, an abortion, and a few weeks jail time.
she went to her friend's wedding and caught the bouquet. as the unwilling rebound, can i run away now?
The fairy wings and cowboy hats were not the issue. The bag of cocaine that I held in the air as we drove in the parade might have been.
You tried to luge a beer down a flip flop.
Hey. Be honored that I consider you the genital expert. I know alot of candidates for the position.
Tough to be a good wingman when you puke on yourself and everyone w/in a 5 ft radius at the FIRST bar we go to so don't tell me to step my game up
My cat was watching porn with me. Weirdest bonding experience ever.
I am the only person I know ever to have been brought TO the bar in the back of a cop a car. Twice.
You don't have to have sex with both if us but I would like a little positive fucking regard.
I just drunkenly signed my mortgage application...
Is this how the global financial crisis happened?
Im going for myspace 2006 goth bitch. Your worst nightmare
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