Why must guys tell girls who are a little bigger that "they like a girl with meat on her bones?" Yeah needless to say he went home alone
i cant even explain all the reasons why i dont want to fuck you right now.
There aren't nearly as many guys masturbating on chatroulette as i was led to believe...i feel cheated
tell that swedish kid i didnt take his shotgun. he GAVE it to me.
haha the sad thing is i can't decide whats worse. the fact that you're drunk judging a science fair or the fact that i'm really proud of you for it.
It just hurt to pee because he was fingering for fucking gold in there.
I have no idea what to do about this. He has a power over me and I think its called his tongue.
I'm lowering my standards just so I can get laid, but I draw the line when a guy spells cool kewl
Dicks are so weird. He has kind of a feminine comforter in the background.
He said he doesnt believe in the female orgasm,so no I did not have sex with him.
I'm trying to be all porn star and he's making it all The Notebook
I can't believe you cupped pat's balls to prove your fake relationship
i'm at work, alone, drinking a spiced chai & fireball hot toddy. holiday OT isn't that bad after all.
Thanks for not letting me choke to death on my vomit last night
Thank you for attempting to organize my DVDs in chronological and alphbetical order
Then you got drunk and shit in her car. Nothing before that matters. She isn’t calling you back.
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