Would you object to my putting the bidet video on my Facebook page? It;s awesome.
jackpot. dress really slutty so he knows you mean business
so after he got his stomach pumped, he asked for a smoking room.
if by 'bottleservice' you mean 'bringing beers in my purse' then yes, we are.
Call me pathetic, but saying "tits for ireland" is working out really well on chatroulette today.
I can't wait. Forget the royal wedding. This is the most anticipated hookup of 2011.
Please acknowledge the sock on the door. If not it will be rammed up your ass.
So, I'm drinking, and I put my head down in the table. The cat jumped up to check on me, I have a cat sober monitor.
Dude tried texting you during but she threw my pants too far away
Get drunk. Masturbate to his picture. Fall asleep. Repeat. Fuck summer.
Wearing rip off pants to a booty call last night was one of my most brilliant ideas ever.
I've literally NEVER been on a date or gotten through one episode of netflix without having sex like I JUST WANT TO WATCH TRUE DETECTIVE
So drunk I thought the door was feeling me up for a seconds
Does this mean I have to put a bra on now
So my best friends wedding ended with everyone seeing me getting eaten out behind the forbes church. Classy!
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