Megan Fox is the only woman I would let pee on me.
I'm similar. She's the only woman I'd ask to pee on me.
Ok yeah you're right. I'd ASK Megan Fox to pee on me. I'd ALLOW Erin Andrews to pee on me if she asked.
watching a depressing episode of spongebob while high is the most depressing thing i have ever experienced
I don't know why I've never thought to take my bong into the bathtub before.
My last google search of the night was "Things that cost $102.50"
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i had a long naked conversation with the cop on why is everything fun illegal
I deleted his number so I had to go into my old voicemails which are saved through my gmail and search his name... Never underestimate the resourcefulness of a drunk girl on a mission for dick
Just did a relay race involving shotgunning beers, cannonballs and riding a blowup whale. Never want to leave vacation.
Literally if she wants to make a big deal, I'd rather have shit smeared on my face.
Wake up. Finish House of Cards. Put on pants.
Accurate.
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my one night stand just gave me money "to buy a better vibrator" tis the season
I have unfollowed so many people the only things showing up in my newsfeed are dog rescues and sloth memes
Hope everything goes ok. If it makes you feel better, I straightened vomit into my hair and killed a bird earlier.
Hypothetically, I throw a party and my ex-boyfriend and my current fuck buddy are in the same house... what should I do?
How many beds are in the house? Hypothetically...
one week and then i'm back on the sexual grind. a party is being planned in my vagina's honor
He thought reverse cowgirl meant he dressed up as a cowgirl. Honestly, it was more creepy than funny
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