I wanna get so drunk next week I throw up on a guy's genitals. I want to be that memorable for someone.
we made out inside of a kiddie slide for about 20 mins. it was the sexiest, most suffocating experience I've ever had
does it still count as break up sex if it's 4 months later? sorry i'm just looking for an excuse to fuck him.
Doubtful. That seems irresponsible. The 4th will kill you if you stopped drinking until then. Let's think logically.
One of my friends took me out last night for a bday celebration and I just now remembered that a man blew fire balls across the bar in honor of my birthday... How drunk do you have to be to forget that?
speaking of creep .. love how I kept touching strangers faces at the bar ... and saying "Don't worry I'm a dermatologist"
You know I found it really difficult to find a full lenght picture for the egg donor site where I wasn't holding any alcohol...
Hey he's not bad, although he did have a glass eye
look in the field by the highway and see if there is a high heel there. Or some Taco Bell bags.
eating on the run again ?
Welcome to stoned Saturday. Full of laser tag and beyonce and awesome
There is a midget in cheetah face paint on a leash here
Nothing like waking up and having two guys who aren't your boyfriend talk to you about their hard dicks before 9 am.
I tried to cut you?! I'm sorry! PS where's my hair?
theres a canoe in our lawn. we dont own a canoe.
it was the only safe place
Convinced if I was being murdered in my house no one would come and save me. If no one heard my 10000000 orgasms last night, there is no hope.
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