just broke no shave november. hello backed up drain december.
Just shot my load on a stink bug. Thought you should know.
I think I'm getting too used to throwing up in the reception trash can. It doesn't even phase me anymore
Um....sorry for hooking up with your brother last night...
Actually i take that back. You dropped the whiskey last night and broke the bottle. Were even
He couldn't stand on his own, but he managed to somehow to get to the beer garden and get served 3 more. I'm proud to call him my cousin.
So I managed to get the bitch who has been copying off me all semester in History to copy the names of Pokemon towns off my test.
Cats found the secret coke stash again
They owe us $80.
we went from five shot glasses to three in one night. we lost 'badass' and gumbi, but the ninja turtle survived. courtney says to avoid any more casualties we're not allowed to use shot glasses past 1am. and we're not allowed to throw them
Just saw a guy I fucked in a clown suit in the bar. It's not Halloween. I have got to start making better life decisions.
They need 20 oz Capri suns with liquor. Douches need to grow up with their clients
Yea we just broke up
so do we start sexting now or later?
She said "I feel like I haven't reached my full potential" and I couldn't figure if she meant in life or with the weed..
Pray for me. I just had a sex dream about Debbie Wasserman-Schultz.
I'm not the kind of girl that sleeps with someone else's boyfriend. But I'm getting waxed just in case I change my mind...
just ran into my father at CVS while buying condoms...he winked at me. I really need to move out of this town.
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