He started to lick my mole,thinking it was my nipple.
Why does Jon Cryer have a career?
That is a good question.
Fuck their fairy tale bullshit. I shall ruin it. With a few thrusts of my cock.
HE had a tribal tattoo tramp stamp, jasmine.
College is just filling the gap until I get a rich girl pregnant
so i walk in and shes blowing her vag with a hair dryer. so i asked what she was doing, she said heating up supper.. come eat ;)
i'm so jealous of you right now.
I have a spoon shaped bruise on my ass...
Chasing a shot of svedka with a clementine is NOT the same as tequila w lime...
Can you tell me how this chicken finger got in my pillow case?
cashier rang me up and said, "white people are funny." like i'm NOT the only white person to buy just lettuce & 40 glow sticks
Just don't eat pie out of the sink. It's a real blow to the self esteem.
we got kicked out of her coke dealer's house when we wouldn't stop quoting "a league of their own"
communist
I'm disgusted with myself. I feel like I need 10 boxes of Summer's Eve and a baptism.
Sorry this is the worst night of your life and that you're being a baby about it.
Of fucking course I get my period on Valentine's Day...
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