i did the 'picked up item' thing from zelda when i jizzed on her face
so you're single again?
yea but it was worth it
I felt like a body pillow being humped by a twelve year old.
coulda been worse. everyone in the drunk tank got free mcdonalds breakfast
She put baby oil on her toes and i am not legally allowed to talk about what happened
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i threw up on the table at the pizza place and peed in her room mates closet. i wouldnt invite me back either
You yelled "sharpie war!" then jammed it in her ear
maybe if i keep dancing i won't throw up
At this point do you think buying mom a pot plant would be funny or highly inappropriate?
Apparently you can coat check a keg.
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Oh, and she's that dumb bitch that goes out in public in full make up and sweats with uggs. I hope she falls face first in a bowl of queso and drowns
Do you think you could handle being our babysitter if we roofied ourselves for fun??
Good god, my descendants are going to be fucked.
My mind doesn't wanna day drink but my heart does.
i can't hookup with him because someone else bit my vagina
Someone signed my nipple.
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