While my grandpa showed the family a slide show he accidentally included a topless photo of his new gf.
She told me I reminded her of the fair. And she wanted to deep fry my dick and eat it.
vegan vag taste different. and not a good different
The doctor asked me what height I fell from to hurt my back.. I answered keg height
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She came over and gave me a handy and then just lingered for a day and a half. Worst weekend ever.
I have no idea. There are 6 asians singing hey soul sister to me right now.
They were swingers. Real swingers. Thought it was going to be awesome until some fat guy tried to put my dick in his mouth.
You just managed to turn Doctor Seuss into a sext. I really like you now.
He sent me a picture of his dick as a snake, I'd say things are going great.
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I think I got a sinus infection from puking out my nose on st. Patricks day #thisis26
But he was still all, "YOU TEXTED TONY WHILE YOU WERE GETTING FUCKED?!" Like THAT was the weird part.
Keep in mind this was 2012... YOLO was a very new concept.
All I need to do is acquire a Shrek costume.
Please don't traumatize your girlfriend too terribly. Have fun.
He kept screaming "I am the thunder!" when he was riding me.
she told me id be a great addition to their lesbian community and shes giving me sex eyes from across the room. come get me NOW
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