This is some kinda fucked up sordid doggy brothel peepshow bullshit.
he's afraid if he sleeps with me i'll go all lavender brown on him
You rolled out of the car, got on all fours and puked then just nonchalantly stood up and waved goodbye and thanks for the ride.
i put his shirt in a ziplock bag to preserve his smell
please tell me you are kidding me
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I wanna thank you for having such slutty friends growing up. Your a great little sister
But I feel like studying my flashcards during a blowjob would be rude...
That number that I thought was that dude's number...was actually my district manager's number. Fuckkkk.
I'm sorry, you might have to start setting aside some time in your day for my pussy.
You flew out of the bedroom, stole two Solo cups from the beer pong table, put them on your feet, clicked your heels together three times
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She said she had a surprise for me and sent me a video of her having sex with some fat dude. It was a mood killer
So baked. About to eat a calzone then hate fuck this guy.
THAT'S MY GIRL
I think the cashier could tell I was sad. All I bought was penis shaped food and chocolate
I woke up just like any other Wednesday. Naked on the floor, hungover and covered head to toe in lube
I LACK THE NECESSARY BRAIN FUNCTIONS TO BE ABLE TO PROPERLY RESPOND TO THAT
I'm killing it this week, I've peed my pants and put my vibrator into the washing machine.
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