I DON'T KNOW WHERE WE ARE WE ARE TOO FUCKING ELEVATED.
Me either! Fuck yeah, 12th and something. 12th and hamburger stand.
Its way too early to be sitting naked at his dining room table...
If i off myself, it'll be in a lobster costume in the hot tub with butter...
Drinking in an igloo changes everything.
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We met on a dual walk of shame. It has to be love, we can't let that go to waste. I want to tell our children that story.
I don't think you have the libido for two women at the same time
I think you underestimate the amount of time spent masturbating
The kids I taught this morning even knew i was drunk. One of them even said, and I quote, "You smell like my dad after he goes bowling."
I am trying to figure out how to tell this kid i have a boyfriend in a way that still allows me to smoke free weed
Dude's from Puerto Rico. Majoring in Spanish is like us majoring in drinking with a minor in watching Forgetting Sarah Marshall.
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I just found a piece of glass in my ear from Saturday.
That chick went from zero to shitshow in only 6 shots.
Cause a man that looks THAT good must have an ass that tastes like lucky charms
I knew no one else would have gone along with it since it's morally wrong and probably illegal. You said, "Yes. And let's add fireworks."
I was sending him tit pics while watching how to train your dragon 2. It was everything.
I'm so glad you haven't fallen off any more yachts
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