Thats not how I planned it, its just the way she passed out
so i had a choice between studying for my physics test on fluid dynamics or spend the night with my girlfriend. hello doubletasking.
Had sex to a Lionel Richie song. I have a feeling I was conceived to it. Finally reached full circle.
By the end of the night i was making legitimate noises not just saying moo.
In case you were wondering...putting everclear into a humidifier DOES get you really really drunk.
Questioning the dried heart shaped nutella on my boobs. Valentines day has begun.
Come on, without my personality, I'm a pretty good one night stand.
Im in mikes bed telling my vagina I'm sorry in advance.
Charles Darwin would shit his pants if he saw that we managed to survive that weekend.
And I just realized we will be at a strip club when the end of the world is supposed to happen. This is destiny
Is it too early in the day to ask a nipple-related question?
For the first time in my life, I may be the most normal person in the room.
Update: I am definitely the most normal person in this room. And the least tattooed.
She broke up with me. I guess I was in the most chaste lesbian relationship in the history of the world and had no idea.
I woke up at 3am, top off, with campus security telling me to get dressed. Tonight was a GOOD NIGHT
Longest 30 seconds of my life
10/10 so not recommended
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