Oh and I watched laurens last episode on the hills. its been an emotional day
just got cropdusted by the delivery guy...this was not in my job description.
if i had a camp nickname it would be Flick Bean
Someone changed my text signature to "Also, I think I might be gay" last night. Also, I think I might be gay
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bikini waxes are so much more painful when you know you're not getting laid
To the person who left a cup of vomit in the bathroom: I commend you for your aim but you are dead to me- not an ideal birthday present.
He came on my face. Threw a towel at me. Stole my weed. And left. I thought this would be over after we graduated?
Whenever you feel bad about your life, just remember the time I tried to swim while high and thought for a minute I was genuinely drowning
Just saw a couple do like 5 Sakai bombs and my dad goes "who says love is dead"
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I just ate 6 cheeseburgers with some homeless guy. Pretty epic.
Btw had an awesome time last night. Found some blood on my shirt and ear but I'll chalk it up to the tequila shots.
Like I fucked him in the shower at 3 am when I had classes all day the next day so he can't say I'm not dedicated
I kicked down a wall in rage and found a door behind the drywall. Once again vandalism solves all my problems.
This is why I love being gay. I could never afford that much birth control.
His dog hid my thong. Let me tell you, the last thing you want during a commando mini skirt walk of shame is lots of wind. There’s a church congregation that knows all my business
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