No it only became awkward when she walked in with her new boyfriend and we realized we'd all banged her
we're talking about where were going. or where we stand. but yeah we'll basically be doing it in the hallway so just ignore us
I sent her a Relationship Request on Facebook last night, she accepted and we fucked.. I changed my Relationship Status to Single, I think she'll get the point
Just made nachos out of string cheese and sunchips and laying in my bed watching babay einstion..get on my level
Never again. Her vagina looked like a sad old man.
He had me saved in his phone as "Dick Socket". Lets see if I ever fuck him in a bathroom again.
Dude between pissing everywhere and all of those frogs, that bathroom got wrecked.
I got laid and laid off at a conference in long beach all on the same day
Eh. They balance each other out
If you don't ever hear from me again, just know that I loved you
Jesus Christ that's like a real possibility
You texted me the words "butt stuff" 53 times in a four hour period last night.
She'd probably like you more if you'd stop fucking her husband.
Like people our age are getting engaged, and I’m out here spooning with a giant unicorn I bought at Walmart on Black Friday.
I just found a condom in my jolly ranchers bag. This is a good omen.
Is that strawberry winking at me??
I'm sorry you had to knock him out on your birthday. But that also means I won the bet that you'd hit someone so you owe me 40. dollars
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