I have had sex with more partners than how old he is.
I thought it couldn't get worse until she said "Nipple hair"
Goose bottles do NOT make good bowling pins
You are the worst kind of disappointment. The responsible kind.
i'm drunk and confused. there might be a 4 year old here.
I asked her if she was the outdoorsy type, she replied "I had sex on a fourwheeler once, does that count?"
Come down. You're the next contestant on this bowl.
He showed up in booty shorts and no shirt and said dont laugh dont ask questions and give me a fucking final and no one in class said anything we just sat there speehless
My aunt left me alone with the instructions to "get waisted" by the time she returns. I love drunk aunt.
It's not even 11, i dropped a shot glass, nick is bleeding, and everyone is drunk
Bruh why you gotta judge
You're awake at 3:30 in the morning RSVPing to a musical, I'm well within my means
Why are your pants in the freezer?
my boobs just made me lose a game of beer pong. the balls hit them, bounced off and into the cup. twice. ive never been so disappointed in them.
When I woke up I was spooning with a block of cheese. Like, cuddling. Me and the cheese we nestling...
I thought this boy told me to choke him, so I went all in. Turns out he really said “stroke.”
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