I wishh there was a lost and high section in walmart cause I would be there right now
I just was on a 20min team conference call where I didn't speak, I used a Gus Johnson soundboard online to answer questions asked to me...the highlight of 2010
hows the party?
ists fjcssing insceredle
be there in 10
Improvement. She went from pretending she was the soccer ball in the world cup games and it hurt when they kicked her to passed out on the floor.
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this is a reminder to untag myself in the picture of me flashing the photographer in the morning.
hr gave me pretxwk salad and a doubke shot of grey goose. i approve! tou guys are a beautidil couple.
I think this agreement was sent by God. I get to do my own thing, get laid, and he still makes me breakfast in the morning.
You know it's a good Halloween party when a guy wearing a light-up sombrero offers you blow.
Fyi, shaking your genitals at me doesn't count as "trying to have sex".
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Woke up with champagne in my hair and honey mustard on my hands. Strangely, I'm okau with this
He got you flowers. How bad can the sex really be?
Im going to seductively wisper "that butters my biscuit" in your ear
I'm high. I apologize for that last sentence
Tequila should only be paired with the finest of dick
Through a complicated series of events, I wound up in the desert with a blue chick from comic-con. we lost peter. if you're alive, please come get us.
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