That was a long time ago. She needed the money.
i thought she was just hairy. i didn't know she was also a man.
Wish i knew that 10 minutes ago when i told him to dance with my blackberry while i got another drink
I have to start avoiding pregnant women. This is getting out of hand.
I don't know what's more pathetic, the fact that you dated him or the fact that it took a Taylor Swift song for you to break up with him.
the dr. explained that the first big patch is called a herald patch since it's biggest. So his name is Harold the Patch.
Wow. You named your rash.
UD be completely fine. you don't lose control just keep a positive environment. for example i really want to lick the wall cause red is delicious but i don't have to.
just heard someone say they saw a guy puke while riding a bike across campus without stopping
For someone who "only drinks patron" your lack of pickiness with men alarms me
My gynecologist just commented on how well my vagina was waxed
Do you think next time you could control the yawn? Kind of a buzzkill to be mid-orgasm and see you yawning over there.
I just threw up all of my lunch in the Barnes & Nobles parking lot. Rockbottom tastes like a veggie burger, in case you were wondering.
She unfriended me on Facebook after I responded to her long love note with #demtittesdoe. Jager is the goddamned devil.
Yah. Then he started clapping my boobs together in his hands and started shouting "the seas are angry!"
The neighbors ahemed the WHOLE time. Their kids are the ones that scream loud enough for me to remember my birth control. It's payback!
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