out of nowhere you said let us see your boobs, then proceeded to pull my shirt down.
i gets down
i just walked into thanksgiving and three people in a row asked me who i was. really?
you wouldn't stop saying "oil can" in the tin man voice until I gave you back your flask
There's been so much talk around your vagina it's like a local celebrity
do guys with small dicks even attempt to pursue romantic relationships?
he's been in the country 4 hours and we just did it in the closet. he called me "miss flirtatious in the cupboard." i'm in love.
her night didn't end so well, both of her boyfriends got arrested... together.
I've blown him so many times I feel like I have a better relationship with his dick than I do with him.
Someone just asked if you were the one who rode around the bar on some girls back
If you feel like laying around and watching a movie, that's where I'll be for the next several hours not moving, blaming others, and generally feeling sorry for myself.
DONT LET HIM GET NAKED. JUST SAY NO
I am incapable of maintaining a guy's interest in me. It's like erectile dysfunction but with feelings
i forgot how loud opening a beer is in a house where your not allowed to drink
she told him my safe word. I'm gonna casually work it into conversation and at him suggestively to see if he realizes i want to have rough sex with him
HIDE THE INFLATABLE PENIS
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