you are hot. that is all.
who is this?
the delivery driver from silvermine.
And then the cop told me my court date was on 4/20. I said come onn u really gunna do me like that
Ok cool. Ill pick up liquor because, well let's be honest, we don't need an excuse anymore.
Guess which guy you've blown just made me sandwich at subway?
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Don't remember shit. It was only until I saw the glaze on my forearm that I knew you drove to get donuts last night. I also spent 20$ there apparently
She lost her glasses and we found them on the roof. Don't ask questions. Kings cup was intense last night.
crossing my fingers that hitting golf balls off my pourch was a dream and not something that actaculy happened
I have a hunch Mama J got around.
Am I allowed to say that about my own mom?
I took a cab from the club to the grocery store. I needed peanut butter.
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I just used bulldog clips for nipple clamps. Also, a wooden spoon as a paddle. DYI Domination or Ghetto Bondage?
SO EXCITED ABOUT STRING CHEESE RIGHT NOW
New drinking game idea: Take a shot for every republican you see on facebook bitching about the ruling.
I keep track of what day of the week it is by my recent destinations on my nav system. \nRight now it's: booty call, bar, booty call, brunch, bar, church so that must mean we are getting close to Sunday when we start the rotation all over again.
I think I may have just hit a new slutty low! ..... Just purchased the Costco pack of condoms... $9.99/48 pack = amazing deal! The judgement when I bust out the value pack = priceless!!!
good morning. i just did a walk of shame in front of his grandmother.
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