ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
I didn't take her seriously until she snorted that ramen noodle flavor packet...
He fucked a visibly pregnant girl. It doesn't get weirder than that.
So just to get a feel for things...how prone are you to male Amish strippers...
Life for us students isn't all fun and drunken lesbian affairs you know
Im fairly sure two chicks roofied me last night. Suckers. I love free drugs.
He was making Jim beam nachos. Chips soaked in whiskey with cheese
Is it OK to disqualify a potential therapist if she lists 50 Shades of Gray as her favorite book? Or is that a good thing?
body shots are frowned upon at family weddings. i'll keep that in mind next time. maybe.
Did you feel uncomfortable?
For a little while. Then I got really high and ate a bunch of animal crackers out of some dudes pocket while we chilled on their super comfortable couch.
I was driving around a golf cart with a keg in the back before I got caught by the cops. First slow speed chase ever
how come you came home with "Amanda owns this" written on your forhead
I'm good. Got my nipples pierced and threw my back out. 🙌
So I'm at early voting and the group of ladies behind me is talking about voting no on 2 and my gummy is kicking in, thank lawd
Shes yelled my World of Warcraft name when we were having sex, I think marriage is next.
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