i wish sherlock holmes were still around today... he'd be able to find my g-spot.
Phosphoglyceraldehydration... why the fuck is this a word
you guys are cousins why the FUCK are your pants off
So my ex just cheated on her current bf w/me and now there's a car coming to take me to Vegas... Is this really my Thursday night?
I hate you.
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thanks for celebrating my birthday so severely 2 years ago. i just found your hospital discharge papers in my closet.
anything for my little brother.
Am I texting you while being used as a stripper pole by two half-naked women? hint: I am.
I dunno, but she kept buying me shots and asking me to go places with her. oh btw we're signed up to go bungee jumping Saturday
Listen, you need to start thinking with your vagina and not with your heart... That emotional shit is for your 30s.
Where are you?! I require drunk, males and possibly crying. Vomiting is optional and/or optimal as is karaoke.
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I gasped. Both pairs of lips did.
Just watched an entire Mariachi band walk of shame home together. Halloween at its finest
And after we debated politics. My dream come true: naked, just got done having great sex with a hot mixed guy, talking about why social welfare programs are a bad idea
Amazon.com "suggested" I buy both nipple clamps and opera gloves.
u woke up and asked who took ur pants off then realized u did n almost cried over not gettin layed
These rednecks don't fuck around. This party is completely BYOB and we now have 6 kegs, 3 of which have already been emptied.
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