I didnt pay $190 for a fake with a new middle name of Vane..
Which one of you FUCKERS filled the toilet with soil and planted my mothers daisys in it? NOT FUCKING HAPPY
it doesn't count as moral degradation if you win the strip off -right?
the weed was in a baggy that had little penguins on it. i am so excited you have no idea
Getting wasted on top of a casino. My penis is so much higher than everyone else's right now.
Come down. Bring Jorts. We're getting ready for this tricycle race like champions.
I've been here for three hours and I am already feeling sorry for whatever offspring i will indefinitely produce in this place.
I pray for you bro.
Ugh. I'm going to die alone, sister. Half-eaten by one of my thirty-seven cats and clutching a martini shaker
I got a 5 dollar bill, 1 condom, and no alcohol. I get payed on Thursday. Let's do this shit.
Just shared a bacon biscuit with my cat.... Life is weird for me right now
im gonna shove his purity ring down his throat
TSA found the edibles
Fuck
Oh my god he just. Swiped them for explosives and handed them back to me
God bless California
ready for a night of bad decisions, horrible moral standards, and an unhealthy amount of illegal substances.
His nipple licking is glorious
I was so high last night that at one point I kept licking his neck saying he tasted like soap and truffles.
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