had no condoms so I just made do with an empty doritos bag.
I saw him at work today and he gave me a really awkward "I know what you do drunk" look...
A 21st bday and NYE should be illegal to have in the same week...
There's a transgender game of twister in the basement...God doesnt want me to type this paper.
Pregnancy scare over. Let the cockfest begin.
He said "I wish they sold 40's in bars".. and a business plan came to mind. Maybe I CAN do something with my degree...
Chick in class has 69 tattooed on the back of her neck. Target acquired.
The landlord called, GOOD NEWS! Noise violation #2! Something about people singing and fighting with vodka bottles in the parking lot. Well done us.
I could not handle jail. And my very angry parents.
It all started with sending him a text about Spongebob. It escalated from there.
Like its not even midnight and I've already had enough of her for all of 2015
and you fell through a lawn chair
Ive got small boobs, but they sure do like to pop out and party with the big dogs.
There's a bull to ride and dancing on the bar is encouraged. This is my heaven. And this is why god made leopard tube tops.
All time low: no dry towels so I'm using the sex towel to dry off
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