It's pretty bad that I know he's opening his door from the way it squeaks because I have snuck out of his room so many times this semester...
Not to make her into that kind of girl, but she did have a condom mural
Well if he truly loves me he will just have to accept my flaws. And that includes a tequila dependency and borderline lesbianism.
The bellhop gave us weed in our keycard envelop. We went down to tip him and he apparently never gets that so he just gave us more weed. Kentucky is strange
I woke up with the suicide hotline number saved as 'Hot Guy Josh'
I punted my pants across my apt at my roommate last night. Everything else is kinda fuzzy.
Pretty sure I just became my mom's wingman
You know, I think when I have a lot of free time, thats when I pick up odd lovers. Maybe keeping busy is key to not using my vagina
That hot guy just got to class and he's eating a bagel sandwich. I dunno which I'm more attracted to
I was just thinking about our drunk conversation about having sex with elephants the other night. Love you bud. Stay strong.
I know he's only a bandaid for my emotional disrepair, but he can stick me anytime!!
Well, I can't remember Thursday and my left ass cheek hurts like hell, I'm guessing Mike's bachelor party was a success.
sarahs drunk and is drawing dinosaurs all over the apartment. should i stop her?
whats she drawing them with?
eyeliner
no that's ok
Wearing panties to a party gives you a whole new perspective on life.
i out mim tonsoeep
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