STOP acting like a freshman, you have a drivers liscence now AND a PERSCRIPTION for birth control. Dont give all sophmores a bad name. Woman Up
my grandma just told me that size does matter, and don't let anyone tell you anything different.
Throw up on the ground, people dancing to loud Bollywood music, seats literally missing. Fuck I hate public transit
I passed out on my porch last night. I'm still making it to class. This is what growing up means.
Apparently I kept telling people I was a pro tennis player again...
3 guesses about who had to still-drunkenly facilitate a fire drill at 2:40am because freshmen can't handle microwave popcorn.
Heaven was on the 3rd floor and Hell was on the first. When the cop walked up he was confused as to who the noise complaint was for and wrote both apartments a noise violation.
I seriously had to check my phone this morning to make sure I didn't agree to any strange sexual favors.
Please don't throw the wedding bouquet at me
You ever feel like just rubbing your face in everything like a dog?
Well let me fuck you while I make potatoes. It's every girls dream
Well, at least you look pretty when you're disgusted
Why are your pants in the freezer?
we had sex while we waited for the thai food... a which will come first type of situation
I was legit late to work one day Bc it took me so long to get a good nude
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