I like how she turned her beer into a wet t-shirt contest
is it bad that the cashier at chick-fil-a shouted "see you tomorrow!" as i drove away?
Its so akward after he cums on my face. like usually the porn just ends
Who would have guessed that on my moms birthday she'd have sex with the door open. :(
Teasing with taco bell is not funny. High or sober.
Is it too early to say this year has been a blur?
So I think I might just embrace the awkwardness and say he fingerblasted her cause thats the greatest word in existence
I was to tired to jerk him off, so he made me hold it while he thrusted into my hand.
Dude she broke four ribs, how does a 110 lb girl break four of my ribs during sex?! It hurts so bad but was so worth it
Why yes. I did get laid looking like that. My sheets look like there was a clown orgy
How the hell could he be confused. He had a naked girl running to him. I feel like he would enjoy that.
So here I am, sexting at work.
So my step mom just informed me she tells stories about me at work as a form of birth control for the girls that work there, not sure if i should be offended or proud.
outside on the street drinkin, walked into a random house and asked to pee, some kid hands me a beer and says i have to chug it first
Nothing wrong with a little cat scratch fever. You have toys?
A few, plus a dildo molded from a porn star that I've always been too intimidated of to actually use, but it's the apocalypse, and momma didn't raise no quitter.
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