Saw a Delta Zeta recruitment poster today. On it, somebody added, "All you need is your daddy's credit card and a lack of self-respect."
He's still on the phone with him. This is unnatural. Dudes don't call other dudes just to talk.
i felt like the dude nobody likes from the mikes hard lemonade commercial
You said I was the most beatiful preggers youve ever seen...im not pregnant
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Some dude at the gas station right now is buying a 30 rack of beast and a can of cat food. Happy Thanksgiving.
My bra broke.... so I Macguyvered that shit together with floss
I was handcuffed to a girl for half-an-hour. And I'm still the only one in the house who didn't get laid.
I remember now some guy came over and hit on me and poured peppermint schnapps and chocolate syrup in my mouth. Pretty sure he was dressed like Santa....
well I was pissed. first he yelled at me for having my own condoms, then he got mad when they didn't fit him. Dude, I only fuck magnum men.
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Literally just one second of unclenched butt hole away from shitting my pants.
I TOOK A FINGER IN THE BUTT YOU CAN OPEN THIS MESSAGE
He bought me shrimp and alcohol and referred to himself as daddy. I am in love.
I slapped a guy during sex last night because he moaned the wrong name. Then I remembered I gave him a fake name. Sorry bro.
Dude, you need to come and get her. She's sitting on the bathroom floor making hearts with her menstrual blood. And remind me never to let her do jello shots again
she just punched him in the balls in front of everyone and yelled "YOU SEE WHAT YOU MADE ME DO"
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