soo apparently i was out of money so i stayed in the bathroom for an hour-ish passing out paper towels for money..needless to say i got kicked out
I am about to be in my happy place. (the shower with a 6 pack)
You named all of the cocktail shrimps and then tackled a guy for "eating Henry"
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
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Well.. considering he unknowingly dated a prostitute, I consider myself the winner in that break up.
She left scratches down my back from her wedding ring. Her husband seems like a nice guy though, judging by the scratches it had to be at least a carat.
i shall enjoy my approximately 2 hours of being sober today
He tried to slow-dance with me in bed. IN BED.
Dipping doritos in Grey Poupon. Why does no one treat me like the lady I am?
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Yeah. she rolled up to the party on a unicycle then peed in the bushes. TA of the year.
Drunk Tina signed up to be part of the crew team and got a text from the captain telling her there's practice tomorrow. Wtf
I feel I must have sex with him first to fully decide where my vagina belongs.
Let's hurry up so I can puke at home instead of my van
I went down on her on the dining room table. That should count for something.
They left me at home... I'm a liability
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