I wanna crawl in your skin and have dreams about Bobby Kennedy tonight.
Is this a definitive no? All is forlorn? Such is fine, but i'm drunk and a sucker for concrete answers
Did you know that when you swallow it's like 60 calories!?
That's okay, it's all protein anyway.
He lasted like 30 seconds. With a condom. I just expected more from the president of a frat.
that was the first time i tried it. why is it all sticky? its like somebody threw a glue bottle at my face.
so i woke up on my toliet naked backwards. good night.
we may have ended up at a gay bar on accident. we're gonna work this to get free drinks.
Oh well shit happens. This is my not worried face. This is also my still decently drunk face.
And PS thanks for calling it my "sexual liberation" and not "slut fest 2010: part deux!"
I'm just that drunk tells people I love them or wants to set them on fire. Accept that.
We got to his house, cuddled while watching game of thrones, then fucked during the repeat airing.
I can't hangout tonight, I have a phone sex appointment at 10
It's hard not to feel like a terrible person with bruises on your tits.
Dude, they hit that lizard part of my brain that tells me to fuck people.
Preach sister.
He threatened my life and my car because I called you. Are you sure you never slept with him ?
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