So my shaver died while I was trimming...ya know. And now it is half way done. I don't think there's currently any aesthetic in keeping it this way...
that's like riding a pigeon when you could fuck a bald eagle
he's werid. hell kiss me after i go down on him but he wont kiss me after i eat anything with mustard.
btw i have an angry voicemail of you yelling at me to get you a sandwich or die.
Don't blame the cocaine for your eating disorder.
How dare she call you insensitive. Should have told her about the time you let that girl in the wheelchair wearing the sombrero blow you.
Well she just peed in a pot and is now trying to boil it
On a lighter note, the guy I gave a lap dance to then fell asleep on his crotch just facebook friend requested me..
He's the second guy this morning whose job is jeopardized because of my vagina.
The Deck is crawling with Cougars. Sound the irresponsibility alarm and come drink with me on a Tuesday night.
Should I be concerned you put your last name in my phone as "danger"?
I have this rep as a wingman for a reason. I'm like a poon caddy. "You might want to use a 9 iron on this hole. "
He can't just hit it and quit it and then eat your pop tarts on his way out.
This whole thing is fucking bullshit. I should be wasting all my hard-earned money at Planet Con this weekend but NOOOOOOOOO. Now I'll never get Roy Thomas to sign my comic
His bedroom is the preferred destination of MILFs, cougars, recent divorcees and sexually frustrated wives
His penis is my hero
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