Haha na a cat just ran under your car. Howd that happen?
Probably a woman cat. Doesnt think things through
thanks for singing to me while i puked last night
He is now the second fuck buddy that i have met by walking up and grinding on him. My ass is so much more productive than dating
They fucked on my pong table last St. Patty's and broke it. I feel like I should be hiding my new one. Would hate for a tradition to form.
no. i discovered the *exact* amount of drugs i need to do to understand calculus.
There's a bus with a band full of dancing women in bras. I think I like it here.
Downloaded the Pocket Penguin app. There are now penguins living in my phone. Technology is wonderful.
I wish I'd realized he looked like Skrillex before I was already in the middle of fucking him...
Only time and a comprehensive case study of all of your relationships will tell.
never planned on seeing last weekend's one night stand again, much less be on the same plane as him..
You gave me the best orgasm of my life. I'm buying you a house
Let's just say his oral game was lacking. Hell, lacking is too nice of a word to describe it.
was that the third sophomore you've banged this week?
third one in three days
Nana added me on facebook...i think i'll have to call her and warn her about my lifestyle before i confirm her as a friend.
Dick is dick. I’m not turning it down because he’s younger than me. Covid has been a real cockblock and I’m a woman with needs
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