Minivans at bars can only lead to bad things.
so i had sex last night with my 12th partner, but hes number 1 for my first time using a condom. i think im finally learning.
How sober do you have to be to donate blood?
Tomorrow is Have Sex and Climb A Mountain Day. We have amazing dates.
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I am debating about my sub. I am not quite sure I can be the dom he needs.
if this uncomfortable exchange we're having is you trying to flirt with me i suggest you stop it before someone gets hurt
you were angry and didn't have anything else to throw so you threw a breakfast burrito...?
He kept kissing me on the cheek when I was pretending to sleep while he cried
Can you masturbate to someone liking your instagram picture?
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One of the Mormon boys that comes to the door is really sexy and I always think 'I would absolutely destroy your faith'
Found out that I went to the same elementary school as the guy I'm hooking up with. Kosher or no
Tomorrow's lesson plan is going to be on hangovers and why drinking during the week is never a good idea. I hope my boss approves.
as i was trying not to drunkingly fall off her toliet, i noticed her socks laying there. i quickly grabbed them, ran upstairs, and excitingly asked her if she had gotten them at sams club. she replied with, "...those are your socks."
Turns out naked yoga wasn't a pickup line. I feel betrayed.
At this point, I would not mind getting hit by a truck. It would mean I could get this over with quicker.
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