exactly what part of this weekend seemed like a good idea?
we got a new version of the plan b at the pharmacy now. its called next choice. you would think they would come up with better names for these things.
no. i seriously look so gross with this sunburn. i wouldnt even wanna bang myself. and im really into myself.
Hypothetical question: If I threw up in the dishwasher do I clean it up or just turn it on? :(
He gave me a pearl necklace on top of my Karma necklace I was wearing. I guess I deserve whats coming to me.
I'm bringing a flask to the test on friday. If I'm gonna fail at least I can enjoy the experience
In other news it turns out I like Heineken.. In a desert island kind of way
Uhm after 8 I don't recall anything. All I know is there's a picture of me playing pong with my grandmother.
So now I'm lying here in bed taking notes from Teen Mom... I fucked up
Quick how do you hit on a guy in the car behind you? It's important.
YOU MAKE ANAL SEX SOUND LIKE A SPORTING EVENT
I accidentally flashed three cops last night. Stone cold sober.
He seems like a super lonely dude. I bet if I gave him a picture of my tits he wouldn't make me turn in this paper.
im not letting a little injury get in the way of my alcoholic/drug problems. we ARE getting turnt tonight.
I need to be her Aladdin, and show her the world. The sex world.
Randomize
