Can a clitoris grow tomatoes? Its symbolic and rhetorical.
Nothing is worse than puking naked in front of strangers
I just went to a subway where the girl didn't know how to make a blt. I will not miss public school texans.
last night was the icing on my 3 week vodka binge cake
I'm drinking keystone with a homeless man I found. It's making me feel uncomfortable.
im sitting in a tub with a sombrero on.. im just kind of confused.
Just charged fat mistake $3 for a beer.
he thinks the dog can do a keg stand. i will let you know how it turns out
Wait is it okay if I still want to fuck the whole USA swim team or is that only acceptable during the Olympics?
I'm 50% weirded out and 50% into it
I'm honestly considering asking her if I can eat her out, as a friend.
I'm just opting for alcohol abuse, ramen and cuddling with my dog for now.
you missed 2am bagpipes and my roommate looking hot as fuck in a kilt
I just started talking about how noodles were so good
it's a shower with the lights off kind of day
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