it's my sixth sense. If there's an orgy within 20 miles of me i'll know about if. Or be a part of it.
Did you not learn anything for "HERPES SCARE 2010".........
i didnt have any regrets until i found out he was a freshman.... and the only reason he got into yale was because of soccer... and he wasnt premed.
I woke him up with a blow job and he started sing "oh the USAAAA. IT'S GOING TO BE S BEAUTIFUL DAYYYYY"
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Well, I had a dudes gf walk in on us the next morning but nothing during...She shook my hand after I got dressed and said "nice to meet you with your clothes on" best moment of my life.
Apparently we carried the stove upstairs. I Woke up with it in my room.
I still maintain we were not that drunk......
Dude, Dimensionally it doesn't even fit in that stairway! We might have to knock a wall out to get it back down!
We accept all of your sexual lovers, Jewish, episcopalian, atheist. Dick is dick
I'm pants less watching buffy the vampire slayer drinking rum. I'm not that hard to impress
Got to work this morning and thought... Did I really dance on that pole last night
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Its guy fieris flavor town of suffering™
Black labs can get you to do pretty much anything...even approach strange men in their bath robes
We were so amazed while watching mission impossible ghost protocol last night we didn't even have sex
you were on all fours in the front yard puking, but managed to hand the pizza delivery guy a beer and to have a nice day.
Can't talk, I'm icing "sorry I barfed on your couch" onto a cookie cake
Dry spell is over and now I’m drowning in a river of dick. The dam broke and now half the dicks in DC are trying get in my skirt
It’s a glorious dick miracle!
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