mmm... i enjoy making beautiful women smile
you should probably quit with the whole "no homo" thing, especially when you are drunk, "mo homo"gives the wrong impression.
At a pool hall. Dudes walkin around with fuzzy handcuffs cuffed to his belt. The douche bag level grows higher still
Just proof I should've brought the airhorn with me to class.
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I'm calling into work with a wicked case of sledge hammer crotch. She has to understand
I'm a little nervous about this St. Patty's Day party. Seriously, we're still finding stuff from the Halloween party.
He managed to scream "cowabunga bitch" before he went down on me. Let me know if you still like him.
It started with jello shots. It ended with tears.
fat people need to stop using the handicapped bathroom stall so I can have sex in it. it's common logic
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Also we saw a clown getting arrested. Rochester is weird.
My RA just sigh me high as fuck acting like a zombie and scratching at my door. Thoughts?
You drunk? Cause I have a terrible idea...
The usual, icing my vag with a chimichanga.
I forgot to lock the door last night. I woke up cuz a guy opened my bedroom door, asked me who I was and where he was. And there was another guy standing in the living room asking me if I knew what apartment "Travis" lives in.
Vagina status: the swelling is going down.
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