I wasn't excited about it either, but if I was going to have her take a load on her face, role playing as some french dude is the least I could do
Free beer happened. I got hammered and aaron did his first keg stand. Then went all martha stewart on redecorating the bathroom. I remember being at walmart
What theme did he decide on for the bathroom?
Well as you know martha loves the northeast this time of year. I believe the theme was 'coney island' decorrated with hot dogs and macaroni
we were holding hands throwing up into the same garbage can; if thats not true love i dont know what is .
like semen in my mouth is absolutely disgusting but i'd still like to experience it
porn star boner night. come get it.
Turns out getting tied up to two door handles and forced to repeatedly cum is actually a really good ab workout.
Theres a live mouse in the toilet. Goddamn you this is why I don't party here
I wouldn't blame my organs if they just decided to quit working after this weekend
Look, I'm just saying, she looks like a troll and works indefinitely at a shitty Chinese restaurant, so me sleeping with her boyfriend is the least of her troubles...
I only blacked out one night of three if that isn't fucking personal growth idk what is
I just got a lecture from your coked out sister about the monetary value of Dothraki hair braids. Take her home.
DO NOT THROW SOUP AT YOUR SCREEN
Come home, I'm drunk on the porch and pretending to smoke breadsticks like cigarettes. Enticing, right?
Well, if it's rabies, your lips will swell just prior to the frothing. Get a lot of good pics!
I woke up under the stretchy sheet like the corners were still stuck under the bed. I had to wiggle the corners off in order to get up. I was trapped. how did that happen
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