Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
If you don't sleep with him after showing him your thong with the bow, I am no longer on your side.
Woke up in 100% not my clothes this morning. Third time this month. Fuck. Tequila.
the guy at the pet shop just had an eye seizure while looking at my chest
I seriously think I have a tan line on my stomach from getting a boner while in the taning bed.
We saw a kid playing in poison ivy. We walked away, he'll learn his lesson.
I'm trying to have a "pick me up from my house so I can get completely annihilated night" any takers? Cmon people this is what friends are for
I don't miss having sex with him. We had our finale fuck last week. He's all yours now.
When our dicks touched he made a lightsaber noise.
I seriously need to grocery shop. I have a slice of cheese, and alcohol.
I just bought a blender and 120 pizza rolls. Bring tequila.
I know what I want to do this Friday. However, it might end in me getting kicked out of an arcade and a mini golf course.
He told me he felt the only proper thing to do was fuck me to the top of the corporate ladder
Dude, I'm at a wedding and there's a mashed potato bar and bacon strip appetizers. I'm getting all emotional.
Drunk me is having trouble keeping up with sober me's standards
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