kill, fuck, marry: alice cullen, hermione granger, ginny weasley.
damn... fuck alice for sure, I feel bad but i think I have to say marry ginny... and kill hermoine! I can't believe I'm answering this right now.
Contrary to popular belief alot of woman do actually enjoy sucking cock.
just gave a yankee's fan wrong directions to Fenway....welcome to boston asshole
Ran into that hot funeral director in the bar two days after the wake. pretty sure we drunk made out.
Grandpa would have been proud
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His idea of a compliment is: 'you're cuter than your friend. If you both wanted a 3way I'd do it,but I'd pay more attention to you.'
Um I think everyone drunk and there's some douche on violin.
got high to the hills theme song. FEEL THE RAIN ON YOUR SKIN. no regrets.
I kept petting the scarves and telling customers to "feel that shit"
Stop drinking at work.
And then we were riding the keg in the pool like an 8 second rodeo...naked.
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Woke her up in the middle of the night with the smell from a fart. So proud of my colon.
Its so bad though\nOur relationship has gotten to the point where im posing nude with a swiffer
Found sauce from last night's pizza rolls wedged under my phone case... While sitting in my 8 am class. What happened last night?
I feel awful. The bartender added me on Facebook and there's chips all over the bathroom floor
I woke up the whole house screaming I need my shorts they found me in the kitchen with a bag of strawberries naked
Turns out my mom didn't really want to know I was in a new dimension last night from smoking so much.
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