watching a tv show about cocaine.. just explained to my mom why the test monkey chose coke over food
I'm drinking reisling in a paper cup by myself in the garage.
You bet me 100 dollars that the Raiders would win the super bowl this year. I have it on tape.
I'm way to drunk for this play. I'm about to run up on stage and drop the main character
We left the house and she said "let's go dick hunting" theres no way last night was gonna end up well
speaking of graduation plans, i'm blacked out eating sausage
I just scrubbed chocolate off the bathtub... You better have had a damn good birthday
Are you having sex right now? Or is the apt just swaying rhythmically on its own? Either way, awesome.
I'd like to say yes, but I nearly lost my shit when I assumed there was no back to my house. I am not strong enough for hallucinations.
So much rum. So many feels.
I miss you, too. It's hard to sleep without anything licking my head.
I fell into the fireplace. That is a pretty good sign to stop drinking fireball
i ate her out in full view of all her roomates. the word awkward doesnt even cover it.
the last thing is remember is that strange guy in the leotard...i woke up in my bed, naked, with a half eaten grilled cheese on my nightstand, a six pack in the fridge, a new pack of cigarettes on my pillow and coke in my purse. apparently i bought some drugs, shopped and cooked. typical.
sometimes i forget what nice tits i have and then i spend a month brushing my teeth naked in the front of the bathroom mirror, and i remember.
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