drank two beers while on the toilet at home during lunch break. new high or new low, not sure
I wish i knew how bad drinking and hieghts were before i got up here
There are thorn wounds on my balls, don't ever question my dedication to party again
I have your camera. You have 35 naked pictures of me. you're welcome.
she told me I give head better than a lesbian. I know it's a great compliment but it kind of threw me off.
my debit card account is gonna say movie, movie, ice cream, movie, cheese fries, get a fucking life, movie
Besides the whole peeing blood for a week thing, it was the best sex of my life.
we did shots in class this morning as part of a presentation. WHY AM I LEAVING THIS COUNTRY?!
nana can keg stand better than me. should i be proud?
It's six am and her daughter just walked in on her mom and roomful of naked people playing strip spoons. glad Im apart of that childhood memory....
Honestly, I want an afternoon of mild abuse, mixed with face fucking and general molestation that turns in love making, laughter and cinnamon toast crunch naked in bed.
I'm experimenting with sincerity
No one needs to know about the barren wasteland that is my vag. Sometimes i visualize my cervix rocking back and forth wondering where everybody went.
I just pictured that. It's reading a book.
I AM A GOOD PERSON AND THEREFORE I DESERVE QUALITY DICK!
You cuddled up under the blanket because you said it smelled like Santa and vodka.
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