I think I just saw the silver monkey from legends of the hidden temple sitting out in someone's trash
GO. BACK. NOW.
Oh my god it just tripped me out that I used to be a baby, I had to tell you.
Nothing says "get your life together" better than waking up in a tub full of your own vomit. Twice. In one night.
yes we did fuck in his chapter room. yes it was demeaning. and yes, they probably will discuss it at chapter tonight.
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#1 lesson to be learned from mardi gras this year: lock your car doors or some grimy dude like me might just bang in it and use your backseat as a kleenex
He just sent me a picture of me icing a cake with a butcher knife topless.
Bro, she used the potato bongs to make French fries after. She's deff a keeper.
I just kept screaming "I'm fucking a preacher's son!" Also, this water tastes like weed.
You asked me if you had to go downstairs to get upstairs. And then you forgot where you were.
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Buying a pregnancy test at Walmart in the middle of the night in the middle of Tennessee is not really how I imagined my 25th year on this planet starting out...
I wish I could be at this cabin banging all these old dads
Babe, holding my hair while i blow you doesn't count as being romantic
They think I'm one of them. I'm about to get drunk in a Santa suit and bust down the door singing Christmas carols.
just licked the cheese off a burger. that high.
Legit hope my Trump humping Brother dies of this shit so I can stop pretending to still love him.
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