what happens if a cat eats a birth control pill? i mean i don't care about the cat i really just don't want to get pregnant
Dude if it is possible to orgasm from shitting i think it just happened.
It's like a choose-your-own-adventure. But the adventure is already chosen for you. And it sucks.
you know what sucks? talking to chicks you dont want to have sex with
Also, I once came to the conclusion after this one boy, that her pleasure condoms are a college boys version of flowers
Ran into my prostitute at Costco yesterday. She was with her boyfriend, I was with my kids. Awwwwkward.
The sun is so bright. Whhyyyyy. EYES ARE DEAD.
Im wearing all my glow sticks to bed so i know where my arms are at all times.
My therapist thinks I shld paint u something to show u my appreciation 4 ur friendship. 1) she must think I'm rite on the brink of no friends 2) this is real
Not much, just taking another sorting hat quiz while waiting for this porno to finish buffering
If you want it you better put a ring on it. And by ring I mean one of my three favorite pies.
You peed in my kitchen, while crying and insisting my floor was a toilet.
You were throwing up into a trash can full of used condoms. I had to intervine.
You have a full penis tattoo of a cobra fighting a mongoose, don't you?
Funniest thing happened to Chloe! She talked the bf into a mmf threesome, and he loudly and enthusiastically discovered he was gay during it. Whole dorm literally heard it happen.Well funny for me. Chloe not so much.
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