At what point should i just give my brother a break and stop sleeping with his friends?
I should probably just look up vagina pictures in the anatomy textbook. That always cheers me up.
Just spent the last 5 minutes laughing at my epipen. i think i'm too high.
Now back to adults eating hotdogs.
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He crawled outside into the bushes to throw up. He's just laying there now but he says he'll be ready to come home if we just give him five
Hey, you can't rush the perfect creeper shot. I need buffer time to hone my skills.
I do believe that seeing camel toe in leopard print pants at Walmart is the closest I will ever come to going on a safari
Today is a spill-drugs-all-over-myself kind of day.
Made my roommate send me tit pics so I could send them to someone because I didn't want to move.
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You both snapchatted me that. Like, I just got a double dose of penis pastry.
Would you paint my ceiling for oral sex?
If this adventure is going to get us arrested it'll have to wait until Wednesday so that I can bail myself out.
I tried to breakup with him by telling I had a threesome. He one upped me by saying he had a 5-some so I couldn’t do it.
she glued two packs of googly eyes on you while you were blacked out. We talked her out of using her hot glue gun.
ummmm thanks
We're hate flirting, damnit.
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