I totes stole your whore crown.
With great power comes great responsibility.
and pubic hair rears its ugly head again
how do u look a man in the eye when u own both his daughters V-Cards?
you kept making us tell you how cute you looked in your new outfit, even after you threw up all over it
I wish you had a penis so you could experience peeing out the window in front of a crowd of people leaving parties.
you said you couldnt let go of the fence because your hand was molding to it.
Just proof I should've brought the airhorn with me to class.
Oh god I want to come home! They have an air raid siren here that alerts their neighbours across the desert it's time to come over on atvs and drink.
He asked me how france is treating me
Tell him you got so much dick you may never come back to the US. That ought to keep him away
if i bang your brother are we still cool?
Lesbians had sex in my bed last night. It's a thing of pride
Stop sending me pictures of you naked. This violates the friend zone agreement.
Crying on the toilet and taking a shit. This is what being an adult is about
Knowing that porn stars want to fall in love is the weirdest thing I've found to be beautiful recently. I'm so lonely.
I just bought a handle of tequila and a breakfast burrito. I might be out of money for the weekend, but at least I have the necessities covered.
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